Can't seem to get your nutrition right? Tired of the same old boring gels and bars on your long bike rides? We have the perfect solution for you!
The Bicycle Ice Cream Maker!!! (Cheering)
I don't see this catching on during races but, you never know. You can make your own ice cream while you ride and then stop for a snack. Since it only takes 30 minutes of riding maybe someone could start a race requiring you ride with one of these and have a mandatory ice cream break in T2...or just switch the bike and run.
Google Patents (US Pub. No. 2009/0212052)